|me on my dash:||i swear to god i've never seen this post before yet somehow i've liked it already|
If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat
As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.
These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.
Are these real?
Please tell me because I want that squirrel one so bad.